I just found this strange bug in the backyard, and I can't figure out what kind of insect it might be... any ideas?
Today's joke:
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen:
- What do you do to get your tomatoes red?
The gentlemen responded:
- Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman:
- How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?
- No, she replied, but my cucumbers are enormous!
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Habar nu am, dar e tare urata! Nu prea imi plac ganganiile...
ReplyDeleteOh my that is the strangest bug I have ever seen! I have no idea of what kind of bug it is!
ReplyDeleteIs that just one bug? Kind of looks like two differnt bugs together..: Wonderful capture!!
And as always wonderful joke...:)
Este urata intr-adevar! Si nici mie nu-mi plac!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, it is... and yes, it looks like there are two bugs, the question is if there are two: are the stuck after having sex, or that's a reproducing mode?
ReplyDeleteI´ve never seen!sorry...he his haired..LOL! Allien?? Well done and great find.Full size he looks quite beautiful!
ReplyDeleteI think this kind of bugs live in plants and teir body is strong because the wind and rain and sun too..so they have a protection..
Well, about the alien thing, I thought myself about this possibility... you never know!
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