Longhorn

Longhorns from a Texan farm - dedicated to Lynell, aka Tennesseecowgirl!

Hope I didn't disappoint you, I know you were expecting a TX barn, but I was interested in cattle, not barns... and as a matter of fact, when I took this shot, I said in my mind "Lynell is gonna love this!"... hope I wasn't wrong!
But don't worry, we'll go again over there, and I'll pay more attn to the barns!

Got an old joke for today, a joke that was a big hit at that time, during the communist regime, a joke that could put you behind bars if you were telling it in a public place.


Nixon, Brezhnev and Ceausescu (former Romanian dictator - for those who don't know) were waiting at the Heaven's gate to enter.
St. Peter, the heaven's gate guardian, take the the former American president for the interview.
- How many bad laws did you approve during your term? asks St. Peter.
- Two, answers Nixon.
St. Peter takes a needle and punches twice Nixon's butt.
- Now you can go, says St. Peter.
Next in line is Brezhnev.
- How many bad laws did you approve during your term? asks him St. Peter.
Brezhnev seems to think a little bit, then answers.
- Eleven!
St. Peter takes a needle and punches eleven times Brezhnev's butt.
- Now you can go! says St. Peter.
Now while Ceausescu was inside for the interview, Nixon and Brezhnev were talking about what just happened to them.
- How many punctures you got? asks Brezhnev.
- Two! How about you?
- Eleven!
- That's ok, says Nixon, I'm afraid that St. Peter will need a sewing machine for Ceausescu!