She thought it's love at first sight, he just wanted some fun... things like this are happening daily, probably everywhere... well, I got the idea from Chris Norman's song "Goodbye Lady Blue", but in that song she is to one who leaves him...
Here's another joke:
A guy wakes up in an ambulance
- Where are you taking me? asks him.
- To the morgue, answers the guy who was sitting next to him.
- But I'm not dead!
- But we're not there yet!
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