Winter's Signature

Here I got this frozen window, a shot that I took it a year ago. Yep, it was very, very cold...
...and here's my new joke:

A man goes to see the Rabbi:
- Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.
The Rabbi asked:
- What's wrong?
The man replied:
- My wife is poisoning me!
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks:
- How can that be?
The man then pleads:
- I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?
The Rabbi then offers:
- Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says:
- Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied:
- Take the poison...