Arizona 82

Just messing with another shot from Arizona, shot taken on state route 82. Yep, I'm still here!

Today's joke:

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."

Sunset in Arizona

I've been kinda busy lately, that's why I wasn't around here too much... even now, when I post this one, I am in Arizona, enjoying the a/c from the hotel room and not the hot and shiny sun from outside! And of course, being here in Arizona, what else could I post but a local image... and a local joke, based on the new AZ law regarding illegal immigrants:

Drinking with an Arizona Girl!

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice.'

Arizona (part II)

More images from Arizona! The shots with the gigantic boulders are from Texas Canyon area (yeah, it's called "Texas" but it's still in Arizona!)...

Arizona

Some images from my recent trip to Arizona