Smoking Hot (2)

That's an old engine from Galveston Rail Museum (some of you know already this work), kinda too oldie and forgotten... they still rebuild or repair the Museum after the Ike's devastation, as well as they work on those old tramways... the weather was pretty nice today, so I took a trip to the ocean, so I just checked today the "situation" in town, and the result is nothing new...

Today's joke:

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
- Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey! said the daughter.
- Did it not taste good? her mother asked.
- I don't know, the blonde said. It wouldn't sit still!

Foggy Morning...

...in Virginia

Today's joke:

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked:
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

Foggy Morning

I took this shot early in the morning in the Shreveport (Louisiana) area.

Today's joke:

Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says:
"Thanks for freeing me I will grant you one wish"
The fisherman looks around and says:
"Well, we are almost out of beer, how about you turn this whole damn lake into beer". *POOF* the genie grants his wish and leaves.
His partner slaps him on the chest and says:
"What the hell did you do that for, now we have to piss in the boat!"