Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year!


May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

Happy New Year, y'all!

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas!



Wish y'all a Merry Christmas and lots and lots of gifts!

This is another moonshot (not moonshine!), postworked in PS...

Some short Xmas jokes:

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Puffy


Hello y'all! It's been a while since I posted last picture, so here I come again with the youngest member of the family: he's only 2 months old...

Today's joke:

The husband rushes himself in the bedroom and yells at his wife:
"Honey, run for your life! The house is on fire!"
A voice from the wardrobe says:
"Save the furniture!"