Lightning Storm (II)

That's another shot taken last night by my brother... of course, it happened again in Houston, TX

Today's joke:

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him:
- Are you a veteran?
The guy says:
- Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam.
- Good, says the interviewer, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?
The guy says:
- In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though.
- Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started.
The guy says:
- If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?
- Well, here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that!