Thunderstrike

Got some flash lightnings from Kansas City... they were kinda far, but here they are!

The Ghost

Last night, while I was trying to capture some lightnings from that terrible thunderstorm that came over Kansas City, instead of capturing those creepy lightnings, I got this creepier image... it looks to me like a ghost!

Lightning Storm (II)

That's another shot taken last night by my brother... of course, it happened again in Houston, TX

Today's joke:

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him:
- Are you a veteran?
The guy says:
- Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam.
- Good, says the interviewer, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?
The guy says:
- In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though.
- Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started.
The guy says:
- If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?
- Well, here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that!

Lightning Storm

A huge lightning storm was last night in Houston. This shot was taken by my little brother, Oliver!


Did you know... While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost....