Forza Dynamo!

This is a mixture of some shots, including the Dynamo Girl (she's a cheerleader), taken last summer at Robertson Stadium...

Today's joke:

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies:
"Get out. You're in my side!"

Butterflies

Another shot from Robertson Stadium.

Today's joke:

Jack asks John:
-Hey Johnny, where from did you get this bike?
-Last night I helped a lady fixing her bike, and when I was done she said "Look, now, as a reward for your help, I gonna take off my panties and you may take whatever you want". And I took the bike...

The Pro

A professional photographer taking shots during the Dynamo - Red Bulls soccer game.

Today's joke:

An old Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed:
- Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.
- But grandpa, I really don't lika guns, says his grandson. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?
- Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business... you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say 'Times up'?