Forza Dynamo! (2)

Just a redo of the picture I've posted a month ago... changed the background with the Robertson Stadium, the home of Dynamo...

Today's joke:

Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate:
"My mother-in-law is an angel".
The reply from his friend......
"You're so lucky... Mine's still alive..."

Forza Dynamo!

This is a mixture of some shots, including the Dynamo Girl (she's a cheerleader), taken last summer at Robertson Stadium...

Today's joke:

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies:
"Get out. You're in my side!"

Me... in her sunglasses!

The winter is coming, but I'm still dreaming of hot summer beaches!

Today's joke:

Mary's bedtime pray:
- God, please make somehow that London to be Denmark's Capital because that's what I wrote on my exam!

The Balloon Girl

Shot taken in a really freezing night in the City of Sibiu (aka Hermannstadt).

Today's joke:

Did you know that while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost......

Happy Frowns

Shot taken at the halftime of the Dynamo's game (vs. Real Salt Lake).

Today's joke:

Two Albanians were chatting:
-Did you hear that we gonna build cars in our country?
-Yes, I heard that! They will have a three gears automatic transmission: slow, very slow, and stop!

Fisherman's Daughter

Welcome back to my blog! For today I got this mixture of two images, the girl which actually was sitting on a trampoline sticking her head through the net, while the background is from the Black Sea (Romania)

A short joke for today:

Q: Why Stalin killed his cat?
A: Because everytime when he was going to his office, he found the cat sitting on his desk, saying "mao"!

P.S. For those who don't know what/who "mao" means, it's about the former chinese leader, Mao Tze Dong, enemy of the soviet union, even if they were communists as well as the soviets.

Innocence

She's the only child of some friends of mine from Florida... I took this shot over a year ago and perhaps some of you know it already, but what's new with it, I made blurry the background 'cause the shot was taken on a busy alley from Miami Beach...

Got some Q's for today... funny questions, though...

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Diana

She is my niece and she hates me as well as Boots and Alley when she sees me with my camera!
But she loves the results! This image is composed outta two pictures, the background is actually a macro of a red rose, I just had to change its hue to match with Diana's shirt!

Got a real funny joke:

A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied:
- You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test!

Looking in a wrong direction

Hey girls, I'm right behind you! Oh boy... yes, that's another shot from Paris, by the Seine river.

Got a joke too... somehow related to Paris!

On a flight from New York to Paris, soon after take-off the pilot announces:
- I'm sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. Subsequently, we will arrive in Paris approximately half an hour late.
A few minutes later, he comes on again:
- Hate to disappoint you folks, but another engine is down. Don't panic - we've still got two going, but now we'll be about 2 hours late.
After another few minutes, he comes on again:
- Look, I am really sorry about this, but somehow we have lost our third engine. Still nothing serious to worry about, but we will be about five hours late to Paris.
After hearing this, the blonde turns to the guy sitting next to him and remarks:
- If we lose the other one, we'll be up here all night!

Ready For The Wedding

This post is a shot that I took last month in Windsor, Ontario. I had to do some work on it, removing some unwanted parts, changhing the window's color, etc. Well, it's been a while since I prepared it for posting but I wasn't sure if I want to post this one or not, because I'm afraid you won't like it and I would hate to fail y'all!

OK, here's a joke that I just received it in mail from a friend of mine:

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other:
- I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling!
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked:
- What are you sellin' here?
One of the men replied sarcastically:
- We're selling a**holes!
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said:
- You're doing well. Only two left!

Seniors - don't mess with them!