Mr. Big Mouth

This is one of the shots that I took yesterday at Kemah, Texas - a place that I'd call "Pelicans Heaven"!

Today's joke

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly:
"So which ten items would you like to buy?"

Houston, we got a pelican!

He was flying low, by the "Colonel", as well as many, many seagulls... the difference between him and his flying mates was that he didn't like to be captured in pictures, while for the seagulls the only thing that really mattered was the food!

Today's joke:

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all-night prayer meeting to ask God to intervene.
It just so happened that shortly thereafter lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.
The owner of the bar sued the church, claiming that the prayers of the congregation were responsible, but the church hired a lawyer to argue in court that they were not responsible.
The presiding judge, after his initial review of the case, stated that "no matter how this case comes out, one thing is clear: The tavern owner believes in prayer and the Christians do not!"