The Yellow Star

No more flowers from the backyard... but from the front yard! I don't know its name, but it looks awesome!

Today's joke:

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
- I want to open a damn checking account in this shitty bank!
The astonished woman replies:
- I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?
- Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!
- I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.
So without saying anything, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer:
- What seems to be the problem here?
- There's no problem, dammit! the man says, I just won $50 million in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this shitty bank!
- I see, says the manager excitedly, and this bitch is giving you a hard time?

Star

That's nothing but an ordinary close-up, I just loved the way that flower was open, looking like a star...

Today's joke:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says:
- I'll give each of you just one wish!
- Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!
Puff! She's gone.
- Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life!
Puff! He's gone.
- OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says:
- I want those two back in the office after lunch!
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

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