Hmm... this shot has to be about one year old... hope you gonna like it 'cause the subject for the rest of the week will be "flowers"!
Here's a funny logical talk:
Two rednecks,
Jimbo and Bubba, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and
says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the
Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Jimbo goes down to the college and meets
Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four
basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Jimbo says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own
a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have
a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able
to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Jimbo shakes the Dean's
hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells
Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'
Jimbo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a
weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're Gay.'
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