Friday, May 30, 2014

The Yellow Train

An antique French train, reconditioned by the Romanian Railroad (CFR).

Today's joke:
A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail. Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?" The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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18 comments:

  1. RichardphotosMay 30, 2014 at 9:37 PM

    superb selective coloring and photo

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  2. giulbandMay 30, 2014 at 11:55 PM

    Wonderful image !! Great perspective and composition with the passengers waiting!
    The colors and B&W mix give at this image a new balance, more interesting!!

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  3. Jocko500May 31, 2014 at 7:47 AM

    cool

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  4. bebopdlxMay 31, 2014 at 10:08 AM

    Beautiful photo-work.

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  5. VirginieMay 31, 2014 at 10:09 AM

    Great capture and wonderful color selection. I love the way the train is popping out !

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  6. LisaLisetteMay 31, 2014 at 12:38 PM

    Great photo and very nice what you did with the color selection.. the train just pops out :)

    A man was praying to God.
    He said, "God!?"
    God responded, "Yes?"
    The man said, "Can I ask a question?"
    "Go right ahead," God said.
    "God, what is a million years to you?"
    God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
    "Hmmmm..." the man pondered.
    Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
    God said: "A million dollars to me is as a penny."
    So the man said, "God, can I have a penny?"
    And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... just a second."

    Have a nice day!

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  7. AdrieMay 31, 2014 at 12:41 PM

    Wonderful photoshot my friend, Lisa is right the yellow train pops out of this beautiful capture.

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  8. RomangirlMay 31, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Funny joke! I love trains! Great shot!

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  9. CyveMay 31, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    Fantastic capture once again !!!

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  10. Caty77May 31, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    Nice manipulation of the capture!

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  11. JeroniMay 31, 2014 at 8:15 PM

    wonderful photo and colours

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  12. irisinthespringMay 31, 2014 at 8:19 PM

    Awesome capture, and loved the story enclosed with it...:)))

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  13. e-BrinkJune 1, 2014 at 12:24 PM

    I love this one. Nice composition and colour.

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  14. LeijeJune 1, 2014 at 1:12 PM

    Excellent shot, I like the mix B&W/yellow, great work !

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  15. Flavia49June 1, 2014 at 2:15 PM

    very beautiful work

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  16. Magik UnicornJune 3, 2014 at 4:55 AM

    pretty cool

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  17. danapommetJune 3, 2014 at 10:31 PM

    Excellent selective coloring.

    Funny joke especially if you can visualize the two passing each other!!!! :o)

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  18. A_SunbeamJune 6, 2014 at 6:57 AM

    graet choice of colour!

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