The Race Is On!

I didn't check the water's temperature, but I guess it was acceptable... there were some guys swimming, surfing, and as you see from this image, dog racing!

Speaking about dogs, here is the today's joke:

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and sees a handsome Labrador Retriever sitting there.
- You talk? he asks.
- Yep, the Lab replies.
- So, what's your story?
The Lab looks up and says:
- Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired!
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
- Ten dollars, says the owner.
The guy says:
- This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?
- Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff!

Fisherman's Daughter

Welcome back to my blog! For today I got this mixture of two images, the girl which actually was sitting on a trampoline sticking her head through the net, while the background is from the Black Sea (Romania)

A short joke for today:

Q: Why Stalin killed his cat?
A: Because everytime when he was going to his office, he found the cat sitting on his desk, saying "mao"!

P.S. For those who don't know what/who "mao" means, it's about the former chinese leader, Mao Tze Dong, enemy of the soviet union, even if they were communists as well as the soviets.

Nervous Waves

An image to warm you up a li'l bit!
Shot taken at the Black Sea - City of South Eforie, Romania

Oops, almost forgot about the joke! Here it is:

Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
- Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.
- Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you? his mother asked.
- Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!