Forever Yours

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Shot taken in November '08, by the Lake St. Clair (Michigan)

And now a joke about the same subject...

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says:
- Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together!
- I know, the old man said, we were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago...
- Well, Granny snickered, let's relive some old times!
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
- You know honey, the little old lady breathlessly replied, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!
- I wouldn't be surprised, replied her husband, one's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

Instant Paparazzi

I couldn't find a better name for this shot, so here they are... instant paparazzi! They were shooting the bride's cake... of course after I did it first! As you can see, I couldn't stop myself capturing this moment!

Today's joke:

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist:
- Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him:
- Which tooth is it, sir?
The man turned to his wife and said:
- Open your mouth, Honey, and show him!

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Carmen Muresan - Lambada (portuguese)

Forever yours

Happy Valentine's Day!
Shot taken in november, last year, by the Lake St. Clair (Michigan)

And now a joke about the same subject...

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says:
- Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together!
- I know, the old man said, we were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago...
- Well, Granny snickered, let's relive some old times!
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
- You know honey, the little old lady breathlessly replied, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!
- I wouldn't be surprised, replied her husband, one's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

Ready For The Wedding

This post is a shot that I took last month in Windsor, Ontario. I had to do some work on it, removing some unwanted parts, changhing the window's color, etc. Well, it's been a while since I prepared it for posting but I wasn't sure if I want to post this one or not, because I'm afraid you won't like it and I would hate to fail y'all!

OK, here's a joke that I just received it in mail from a friend of mine:

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other:
- I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling!
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked:
- What are you sellin' here?
One of the men replied sarcastically:
- We're selling a**holes!
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said:
- You're doing well. Only two left!

Seniors - don't mess with them!