Showing posts with label michigan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label michigan. Show all posts

Friday, October 8, 2010

Blue Night



The night opened its wing
And it stretched out on our street
A carpet of thousands of stars
Just for us
The moon in its blue nest
Pours butterflies of light
Which are dancing around us
For both of us

The lyrics belong to an old (that means 80's!) Romanian love song, named "Blue Night", while the shot was taken in northern Michigan, last week, when I've been with some business in Boyne City.

Today's joke:

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' She pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
'Who are you?' he asked him.
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Lighthouse of Port Huron



Shot taken few days ago while being in a short vacation in Michigan... of course, the shot was taken during the day...

Today's joke (not from Michigan, but Texas!):

IT'S SO DRY IN TEXAS...

That the Baptist are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
The Methodists are using wet-wipes,
Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Frankenmuth - Michigan's Little Bavaria (2)



Here's the second collage, with a different positioning of the images.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Frankenmuth - Michigan's Little Bavaria



First of all, no joke for today!!!
Now, I made two collages of Frankenmuth, or you may call them "postcards", but I'm not decided which one looks better... maybe y'all help me make up my mind!

Try it at full size!

A short history of Frankenmuth, MI

The idea of founding Frankenmuth was first fostered due to a German missionary named Frederick Wyneken working in the states of Indiana, Ohio, and Michigan. In 1840 he wrote an appeal to all the Lutherans in Germany for help, telling them of the hardships of the German pioneers in his region and of their lack of pastors, churches, and schools.

This appeal struck the heart of Wilhelm Loehe, pastor of the country church in Neuendettelsau, Mittelfranken, Kingdom of Bavaria. Loehe was a popular and influential preacher in his time because of his strict adherence to church doctrines at a time when rationalism was more commonly preached. He organized a mission society, still operating today, and began training teachers and pastors for work in the United States. His idea formulated in 1844, was an experiment to send a mission congregation with a dual purpose: to give spiritual comfort to the German pioneers in the Midwest, specifically the Saginaw Valley, and to show the native Indians in the area "Wie gut und schön es ist Jesus zu sehen" (how good and wonderful it is to see Jesus).

Loehe wrote the pastor of a Swabian settlement in Michigan to recommend a site for his mission colony. He approved the location along the Cass River in Michigan, naming it "Frankenmuth". The German word "Franken" represents the Province of Franconia in the Kingdom of Bavaria, and the German word "Muth" means courage, thus the city name Frankenmuth means "courage of the Franconians". Thirteen people, mostly farmers from the area around Neuendettelsau (eight were from Rosstal) volunteered to form the colony. Loehe selected Pastor August Craemer, a graduate of Erlangen University who was, in 1844, teaching German at Oxford, England, to train to be the mission colony's pastor and leader.

The colonists had meetings during the 1844-45 winter to discuss the founding of their colony and to set down their congregation's constitution. It defined the colonists' responsibilities to each other and the church, and it outlined the colony's government. Frankenmuth was to be an exclusively German-Lutheran community, and the colonists pledged to remain loyal to Germany and faithful to the German language.

The emigrants departed from Nuernberg on April 5, 1845 and traveled by foot, wagons, and trains to Bremerhafen, where they bought the provisions for their voyage. On April 20 they boarded the CAROLINE, where four engaged couples in the party were married, since they hadn't been able to satisfy the strict German marriage law requirements. The trip began with a bad start, as the drunken captain steered the ship into a sand bank of the Weser River. Because of winds and storms, they had to sail around Scotland instead of through the English Channel.

Their journey across the Atlantic encountered violent storms, seasickness, a nightmare collision with an English trawler, and undesirable winds which drove the ship north into icebergs and dense fog for three days. The ship was damp and overcrowded, and their food became stale. Toward the end of the journey almost everyone in the group contracted smallpox, and a child in the party died from it. They reached New York Harbor on June 8, after 50 days of sailing.

To reach Michigan, they took a steamboat, a train (which collided with a coal train, giving them only slight injuries), and another steamboat. They took another steamer to Detroit and then a sailing ship on Lake Huron for a week-long trip to Bay City. From there they had to pull the ship 15 miles up the Saginaw River to Saginaw, where they stayed until their exact settlement site was chosen. They were objects of curiosity to the French and English of the city because of their Franconian dress and habits.

A few of the colonists walked to the future settlement region to examine the land. They selected a slightly hilly area which reminded them of the native Mittelfranken and built a rough shelter there. On August 18, almost four months after they had left Bremerhafen, the 15 colonists packed their belongings in an oxcart and walked about 12 miles through forest, thickets, and swamps to Frankenmuth.

They purchased 680 acres of Indian Reservation land from the federal government for $1,700.00. The colonists were often weakened with malaria while working at clearing the forest. A combination church-school-parsonage log cabin, built in the center of the land tract, was completed before Christmas day. The church was named St. Lorenz, after their mother churches in Neuendettelsau and Rosstal. The settlement, however wasn't developed exactly according to Loehe's original plan.

Pastors Loehe and Craemer wanted everyone to build their homes together near the church, so that the group would remain intact and organized in the manner of German villages. The colonists disagreed, and all decided to live on their own 120 acre farms which they would clear.

While the first settlers were erecting their log houses, Pastor Craemer began to visit the Chippewa Indians in the area to interest them in a mission school for their children. But there were unanticipated problems. Before the colonists had arrived in Saginaw, they knew nothing of the Indians' appearance, behavior, culture, or language. The Indians were already leaving the Frankenmuth area in search of better hunting grounds away from the cleared lands of the white man. Efforts to change their nomadic habits to "Germanize" and "Lutheranize" them weren't very successful. By 1847, most of the area's Indians lived along rivers 30-80 miles west. In total, about 35 Indians were taught and baptized into St. Lorenz Church. Although the Indian mission in Frankenmuth closed, the immigrant congregation continued to grow and prosper.

In 1846 a second group of about 90 emigrants journeyed to Frankenmuth. Loehe complained about the large number, because he felt that many didn't have the missionary cause at heart. Many of these people came from the Altmuehl region of Bavaria (20 were from the city of Rosstal). After seven weeks of stormy sailing, they reached New York Harbor. Two and a half weeks later they reached Frankenmuth, traveling the same route as the 1845 group. This second group had a more difficult time traveling through U.S. cities, since none of them spoke any English. Upon reaching the Frankenmuth clearing, they were deeply disappointed. One settler wrote home, "The most miserable village in Germany has palaces by comparison."

These colonists also bought land and began to clear the trees and build homes. Many of them would lead in the development of St. Lorenz Church and especially the business community of Frankenmuth. A log church was completed by December 26, 1846. The town developed about a mile east of the church and initial settlement in 1847, where a dam and mill were built on the Cass River.

Encouraged by the success of the Frankenmuth settlement, Pastor Loehe also organized three other colonies in Michigan. Frankentrost, about six miles north of Frankenmuth, was founded in 1847 by about 22 families. Loehe's purpose was not another mission colony, but rather to cluster German Lutherans together in Michigan. Farms were set up in long, narrow strips along one road so that all the houses could be built close to each other, more like a German "dorf." Frankenlust, 22 miles north of Frankenmuth, was settled in 1848 for the same reason as Frankentrost. Loehe's fourth colony, started in 1850, had a different purpose: to help poor and/or unmarried Germans to lead new and better lives. Frankenhilf, called Richville today, is about 9 miles northeast of Frankenmuth. Originally, Loehe planned it as an industrial center for high employment, but farming prevailed after the forests were cleared.

All the settlements grew as farms replaced the pine forests. Immigration continued through the end of the 19th century as friends and relatives of settlers joined them in Michigan. Many were craftsmen and businessmen who continued their same trades here. Frankenmuth established a reputation for its flour, saw and woolen mills. They also produced beer, cheese, and sausage. A half dozen hotels served travelers. Agricultural and self-sustaining businesses were the norm.

Great changes were in store after World War II. The development of the interstate highways led the community into the visitor industry and the town capitalized its assets. Local pride in its government, schools, and civic organizations led the town in the 1960's through the 1980's to become a "bedroom" community for families. Economic and civic vitality serve the community as it prides itself on believing that all businesses have to work together. Cohesiveness and mutually agreed upon goals allow the city to face the future with confidence.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Forever Yours



REPOSTED

Shot taken in November '08, by the Lake St. Clair (Michigan)

And now a joke about the same subject...

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says:
- Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together!
- I know, the old man said, we were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago...
- Well, Granny snickered, let's relive some old times!
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
- You know honey, the little old lady breathlessly replied, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!
- I wouldn't be surprised, replied her husband, one's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

Friday, January 1, 2010

Series 1941


A Plymouth 1941. Shot taken at the Woodward Dream Cruise...

Happy New Year, everyone!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Detroit



I took this shot from Windsor (Ontario), the only place where you can get a real good view over Detroit downtown.

Today's joke:

There were two golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
- "Woah, where did you get such a large Bic?"
- "Oh, my genie got it for me."
- "Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"
- "He is in my golf bag."
- "Can I see him?"
So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie; "I am your master's best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?"
The genie says "yes, just one wish". So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks. He gets real upset, and says:
- Wwhat is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks."
- "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"

Friday, October 30, 2009

Autumn Afternoon



This is another manipulation... the trees are actually located along the freeway I-75 in Michigan, just north of Bay City, while the shot with the river is from Frankenmuth, same state but taken in summertime.

Today's joke:

WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Natural Colors



I took this shot in my cousin's backyard while being in Michigan few days ago.

Today's joke:

Norman and his blonde wife life in Fargo. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say:
"We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through".
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says:
"We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow- plow can get through.".
So, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says:
"We are expecting 10 -12 inches of snow today, you must park..." then the electricity goes out. Norman's wife says:
"Honey, I don't know what to do..."
Norman says:
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Frankenmuth




An image from Frankenmuth, MI

Today's joke:

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
Finally the doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well! , strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

These Colors Don't Run



Another shot from Frankenmuth, MI

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

At Bronner's

Yesterday I had the chance to be pretty close to this german-american town named Frankemuth, and of course I didn't miss the opportunity to visit it once again, starting with the very first objective, "Bronner's" - the largest Christmas store in the world. I'm sure many of you know already about this store, but what you don't know, as well as myself til I got there, now they have international sections, and I was surprised to see a Romanian shelf, or I should say a whole isle of Romanian made Christmas decorations. Along with the Romanian shelf, there were only few more european countries with their own products, like Germany, Poland and Slovakia. For example France has its own shelf, but their products are either made in the U.S.A., either China. God, I'm really tired of these chinese products! Here are some pictures from the Romanian shelf.







Saturday, April 11, 2009

Lake St. Clair


Lake St. Clair - New Baltimore, MI
I had to remove from the image an old lady and her beach towel who was sitting right in the middle of the image, then I added the painting effect to the picture.

Today's joke:

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on For some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an 'A' in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said:
- Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
- Well, then, she replied, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?
Little Zachary looked at her and said:
- Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Old Times


They didn't clear Woodward Ave. to be available only for oldies, so there was all the time a mixture between oldies and brand new cars, making almost impossible to take a shot fulfilled with old cars only. And here it's one of those rare shots. Postworked for an older look!

Today's joke:

A couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon:
- He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my Mother!
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
- Sorry I took so long, he says, as they drive away. Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Red Wings Fan


This guy has to be a real fan of the "Wings"... I took the shot last year at Woodward Dream Cruise, then cropped the limo, added a background which is another shot of the same vehicle, then I've created the floor and the vehicle shadow in my photoshop.

Today's joke:

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
- I May look like just an ordinary man, he said as he walked up to her, but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars!
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she became his stepmother!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Waiting for the springtime


A blooming tree from Michigan... I took this shot sometimes in April '07...

Here's another joke about Texas...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said:
- Wow, these seats are big!
The person next to him answered:
- Everything is big in Texas!
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed:
- Wow these mugs are big!
The bartender replied:
- Everything is big in Texas!
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied:
- Second door to the right!
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting:
- Don't flush, don't flush

Friday, January 30, 2009

Blue Ride


This is another shot from the now traditional Woodward Dream Cruise, and postworked in my PIP10. Hope you'll like it!

Have you ever realized what actually "service" means? If not, look what this guy found out!

I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word "service".
Internal Revenue "Service"
U.S. Postal "Service"
Telephone "Service"
TV Cable "Service"
Civil "Service"
State, City, County & Public "Service"
Customer "Service"
This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us. Now you are as enlightened as I am.

Christmas Shopping


This is a single shot that I took last summer (oh summer, I miss you so much!) in Frankenmuth, MI at Bronner's, they say it's the largest Christmas store in the world, and I guess they're right!

Of course, I got another joke!

A drunk guy comes to the doctor for a visit, complaining that he is sick.
When he was done with the consultation, the doctor says:
- I cannot put any diagnosis of your disease, I think it's the alcohol's fault.
- No problem, Doc, I'll come back when you are sober!