Blue Night

The night opened its wing
And it stretched out on our street
A carpet of thousands of stars
Just for us
The moon in its blue nest
Pours butterflies of light
Which are dancing around us
For both of us

The lyrics belong to an old (that means 80's!) Romanian love song, named "Blue Night", while the shot was taken in northern Michigan, last week, when I've been with some business in Boyne City.

Today's joke:

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' She pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
'Who are you?' he asked him.
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'

Blue Night

Redone (I made some little changes to the original version)

OK, here we go... this is another manipulation which actually I created it about a year ago, but I just did some little modifications to it... the bottom of the image is a real picture from Wyoming, while the top was created in my Photoshop.
Wish y'all a wonderful day!

Today's joke:

What says the woman:
- This place looks miserable! Let's clean it up together! All your things are laying on the floor and pretty soon you'll be naked if you don't wash your clothes right now!
What hears the man:
- Blah, blah, blah, LET'S, blah, blah, blah, TOGETHER, blah, blah, blah, LAYING ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, NAKED, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Pink'n'blu

Have y'all a pleasant weekend!

Insects of the South

I've selected these two pics for today, a butterfly captured in Tennessee and that ugly spider, which from what I've learned it's a wolf-spider, a female that carries her babies on her back...

Flowers from the Backyard (3)

Back to the flowers! And as the title says, they're from the backyard... I guess y'all know this kind of flower and its tiny size...

Today's joke:

A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife:
- Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill!
The wife ignores his remark.
A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side:
- Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!
She again ignores his remark.
Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said:
- If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you're out of your mind!!!

The Blue Satellite

I have the feeling that I'm not done with this one, but my inspiration is gone for now... any ideas?

Today's joke:

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, ‘I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh’, I accidentally said ‘I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh’., so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey’. But I accidentally said, "You’ve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."

The Blue Night

This is another manipulation, which actually I made it as cover for the new episode of "The Robinsons of Space"... the bottom of the image is a real picture from Wyoming, while the top was created in my Photoshop. Hope you'll like this one too...

Today's joke:

What says the woman:
- This place looks miserable! Let's clean it up together! All your things are laying on the floor and pretty soon you'll be naked if you don't wash your clothes right now!
What hears the man:
- Blah, blah, blah, LET'S, blah, blah, blah, TOGETHER, blah, blah, blah, LAYING ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, NAKED, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Diana

She is my niece and she hates me as well as Boots and Alley when she sees me with my camera!
But she loves the results! This image is composed outta two pictures, the background is actually a macro of a red rose, I just had to change its hue to match with Diana's shirt!

Got a real funny joke:

A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied:
- You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test!

The Blue River

Actually it's River Geoagiu, and the place where I took this shot is by the Rametz Monastery (Romania).

And now laughing time (for some of us maybe not...)!

G.W. Bush was driving alone through the sharp curves of Rockies. At once, he lost the control over his vehicle and crashes into a deep precipice. But a young boy witnessed the event and helps the president. When he was done, and the prez was safe, the prez tells him:
- You saved my life! I must reward you for that... just tell me what you want, and you'll have it! Want money? Want homes? Want cars? A job at the White house?
The boy says:
- No Sir, thank you! All what I want is a nice coffin!
- What?!? yells the prez. What for do you need a coffin? You young and strong, and you look very healthy to me...
- Yes Sir, that's true, but when my parents will figure out what I did today, they'll kill me!