Me... in her sunglasses!

The winter is coming, but I'm still dreaming of hot summer beaches!

Today's joke:

Mary's bedtime pray:
- God, please make somehow that London to be Denmark's Capital because that's what I wrote on my exam!

Summer colors

While waiting for the summer, I found this shot from the summer of 2006... :)

Today's joke:

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with:
- My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.
- Very good, Suzie, replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
- My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully!
She said:
- Excellent, Michael!
Then the teacher reluctantly called on Tony.
- Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!"