It happened right on my street, on New Year's Eve... my neighbors started to light up the fireworks about half an hour before the midnight, and everything was just fine til one of those multi-popping thing went in a wrong direction, actually spreading all over on that area, including one that popped right on a wall of his house. As you can see, I witnessed the event!
Today's joke:
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"
Gasping for air, the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe a couple of bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then...pointa to your watch and say 'Time's up?'"
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Way cool shot! Nice to see I'm not the only one who's had to dodge wayward fireworks, lol! A misfire at a festival sent me under a truck...good thing I was quick too.
ReplyDeleteSuper Foto!!!
ReplyDeleteUnd der Witz ist zum "laut Lachen" - ich habe es gemacht!
Super cool photoshot my friend, excellent capture of the fireworks.
ReplyDeleteGreat capture. Run!!!
ReplyDeleteFantastic photo! cute joke!
ReplyDeletesave money by watching others. this is wonderful looking
ReplyDeleteNice, very nice pic.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great catch! Excellent capture!
ReplyDeleteexcellent capture of this firework Eddie !
ReplyDeleteWonderful capture...not easy to synchronize
ReplyDeleteWELL DONE
Super capture of this firework!
ReplyDeleteReally beautiful, Eddie (good joke) :)
oh oh...yep fireworks are not always predictable...a really good shot, Eddie!
ReplyDeleteYIKES! Sounds scary! Although I remember the neighbors down at the end of the block & us shot bottle rockets(laying them down on the side) at one another one night. lol q-: By the time they got to us(or them), we just had to jump over them. It was fun! Excellent shot! (:
ReplyDeleteAwesome capture, Eddie! Didn't they reach you or your camera?
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Wonderful and very creative work
ReplyDeleteGreat capture of the misadventure. Glad nothing caught on fire or anyone got hurt.
ReplyDeleteWow fabulous capture of these fire works. I trust everyone was okay!
ReplyDeleteEddie this is one heck of a great capture of this exciting and confusing moment
ReplyDeleteEddie this is an amazing capture, talk about being there in the moment, hope nobody got hurt. Oh and loved the joke too, now I can go to bed happy, so thanks for that. hugs Jane xx
ReplyDeleteWoW what a great capture!
ReplyDeleteWow!!! Stunning fireworks and so funny title!!! Excellent work!!! Happy sunday!!! :)
ReplyDeleteImpressive...
ReplyDeleteFantastisches Foto!!!Very nice shot!!!
ReplyDeleteWonderful capture almost looks like an angels wing.
ReplyDeleteImpressive,Eddie! Fabulous light in the dark,but i am glad nobody is hurted! great capture in the right moment!
ReplyDeleteWonderful and spectacular photographic shot my friend....!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is excellent capture eddie very nice...and *LOL* @ your joke...
ReplyDelete...non ho capito molto bene il tutto,comunque รจ spettacolare.Fabulous light in the dark. Awesome.:)
ReplyDeleteIt's a bit strange to read a joke that I know in a language other than my ... but the effect is always the same... it laugh a lot! ;)
ReplyDeleteExcellent capture of an event that could be tragic!
every year I have fear of people shooting fireworks and guns will come by the way of my house.I have found spent casings from fireworks around my house several times.this past new year some idiot fired a high caliber gun several times.there has been incidents many times of people dying or being hurt from bullets penetrating the roofs or windows.
ReplyDeletenever the less an outstanding shot and if it had damaged his house, good riddance but it is usually some one else's home
WOW, that's some scary experience! it is good though you manged to capture it.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you posting again (on RR). :-)
Fantastic photo good capture
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Wow! Incredible capture! I hate fireworks, had one explode in my face so I keep a good distance from them. People just don't get that these things are dangerous, let the professionals do them! Still thats one remarkable image! I had to comment on this:-) now I will comment on your most recent!
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