Showing posts with label cloud. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cloud. Show all posts

Friday, February 5, 2010

Between the Lines


Hmm, I don't know which one to say it's the original shot, 'cause there are two halves! Well, I'd start with the sea, the shot was taken in the bay of Shore Acres, TX while the clouds are "Made In Indiana" (uff, finally something not made in China!!!). Yes, the boat was right there, just had to remove other three boats... parol d'honeur, I didn't sink 'em!

Today's joke is from Georgia, where actually I am right now:

A young man from Georgia came running in the restaurant and said to his buddy:
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied:
"Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered:
"I couldn't tell, but I got the license number..."

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Clouds and concrete



A quick shot while approaching Houston on route US-59

Monday, August 17, 2009

Driving on the Red Planet



Maybe the picture doesn't reflect the real reddish color that I've encountered. Well, it's not for the first time, but this strange effect I've seen only in Texas, and of course it comes from the reddish sunset, but the main condition to get such an effect is that there must be clouds above you, so the red reflection will give ya the feeling that you're on a sci-fi scene, somewhere on another planet... I must notice that the picture is untouched (no manipulations).
Thanks for stopping by!

Today's joke:

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d*ck."

Sunday, March 8, 2009

After Storm


A shot taken in Illinois, when a huge storm was over... as you can see, I took this shot while driving...

Yesterday I made a new video clip with my recent posts, if you'd like to watch it, click here.
The song's sound (performed by a romanian band - Trio Express) was in a real bad shape, I had to work a little bit on its quality...

Today's joke:

English class.
The teacher asks a russian immigrant to compose a sentence.
The russian boy says:
- Dis veekend me go forest!
- That's not correct, says the teacher.
- Then me no go! answers the student.

Monday, February 2, 2009

The Secret City


This upload is a mixture between two shots that I took from the plane, different flights, one over Atlantic, and one just before landing at Detroit Metro. Yes, that's downtown Detroit seen from the plane. The rest of it was done in PIP10...

Got a joke too:

Hung Chow calls into work and says:
- Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
The boss says:
- You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and make love to her. That makes everything better and I go to work. You should try that!
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
- I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house, boss!

Fly High


This post is composed outta three pictures, the clouds while flying over Atlantic, the plane that actually was landing (I had to remove its landing gears), and the large Texas moon!


And now, ladies and gentlemen, the today's joke!

An worried father was waiting late in the night for his son. Finally he arrives home, and the father tells him:
- Where have been? Do you know what time it is?
- Dad, today I lost my virginity!
- Oh, but that's great! Let's have a seat and let's drink for the event! says his father
- We can have a drink, but I can't sit!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Road Closed


Just another manipulation using five different pictures, plus the help of PIP10!


And speaking about photography, I got a good one:

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Fantasy in the Sky


Here's another "cloudy" creation. This time the clouds were actually somewhere over Canada, while the "parts" that you see above the clouds are from Detroit, Koln, Neuwied, Paris and Aventura Mall - Florida, and the satellites are actually a tennis ball...

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Hidden Stargate


OK, here are 3 in 1... shots taken over Atlantic, at home (the stargate thing), and in Paris.
I must admit that I am a SG-1 fan!