The Yellow Star

No more flowers from the backyard... but from the front yard! I don't know its name, but it looks awesome!

Today's joke:

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
- I want to open a damn checking account in this shitty bank!
The astonished woman replies:
- I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?
- Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!
- I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.
So without saying anything, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer:
- What seems to be the problem here?
- There's no problem, dammit! the man says, I just won $50 million in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this shitty bank!
- I see, says the manager excitedly, and this bitch is giving you a hard time?

The Yellow Train

That's a 40 years old train, actually I can say 41 years old (it was built in '68), french made... been traveling in it and I can say it looks almost like a brand new one, and very comfortable too...

Today's joke:

Two blondes were talking over the phone
- You know, says the first one, my husband is in hospital, they extracted the appendix from him!
- What's that? asks the other blonde.
- Well, it's something small, very insignificant and non-useful thing , located bellow the belly! explains the first one.
- Oh, I got it! says the second blonde. I think I should do the same thing to my husband!

Yellooooooow!

Hmm... this shot has to be about one year old... hope you gonna like it 'cause the subject for the rest of the week will be "flowers"!

Here's a funny logical talk:

Two rednecks, Jimbo and Bubba, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and
says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jimbo goes down to the college and meets
Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four
basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jimbo says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own
a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have
a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able
to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jimbo shakes the Dean's
hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells
Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'

Jimbo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a
weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're Gay.'