Sunday, June 1, 2014

Forever Young

I didn't realize at the moment I took this shot, but when I was working on it, that in this capture are retired people only. But no, the tram is for everybody, I loved tramways since I was a little child, I even dreamed when I'll grow up, I'll drive tramways. Well, that never happened, but the flames of my childhood's dream are still alive...

Today's joke:
Car names:
ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC - Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI - Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Big Money Waste
BUICK - Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
 DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
EDSEL - Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
           German version: Fehler In Allen Tilen (errors in all parts)
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
GM - Great Mistake
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
GTO - Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
LADA - Lousy and Defective Automobile
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG - Money Guzzler
MGB - Might Go Backwards
MGF - Might Go Forward
MIATA - My Intention Always To Accelerate
MOPAR - Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MUSTANG - Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB - Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SATURN - Sorry about that unusual rattling noise
SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless

18 comments:

  1. Indeed, it is funny to notice that only retired peoples are captured on your picture. Great capture and color selection

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  2. Very nice colour treatment. Mobility is very important for some older people. Sometimes it's all there is - chasing memories. Nice shot.

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  3. Wonderful capture and elaboration!!
    You have perfectly captured the sense of life in a city!

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  4. Great photoshot my friend.

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  5. Well in my hometown we also have trams.. and I was lucky enough to drive once, as a tram driver.. It was fun to do.
    Great shot and work on the photo :)
    And it is nice to know in what kind of car I ride LOL

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  6. amazing capture

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  7. Great capture, and loved the car puns...:)))

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  8. Wonderful shot!

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  9. Nice colorful on the logo and the doors.
    We don't have tram here, but bus. Transports for all people are very important on us days

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  10. A most splendid photo and fine capture! Love your acronyms as well! A most delightful post for today!

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  11. Very nice character. Great lighting and pose! Really nice work

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  12. superb manipulation and the joke is very amusing

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  13. Fantastic shot! :)

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  14. Your the best at this my friend :)

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  15. A great collection of old timers but no canes or walkers!

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  16. LOL....
    Very great shot !!!

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