Kings and Queens

Do you love chess?

Today's joke:
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him:
"My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him".
The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.