Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Central Plaza


Central Plaza - City of Brasov, Romania
Postworked, of course... I just increased the colors tones and sharpened, then separately I changed the sky's hue, which actually was cloudy...

Today's joke:

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A' S W O R T H
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now?

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him

12 comments:

  1. Very beautiful photo Eddie! You did an excellent job on the post work!

    Oh my, funny new drugs for woman..:)

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  3. wonderful photo eddie..u did great my friend..

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  4. Thank y'all for the comments!
    Gea, welcome to the Blogspot!

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  5. Supeeeeeeer...Imi place mult Brasovul, am stat patru ani acolo, e orasul in care m-am indragostit de atatea ori...ultima data de sotia mea

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  6. Eu ma inamoram la mare cel mai des... :D

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  7. Hi,Eddie!
    Great photo.That is a beautiful Plaza.
    Post work goes well! Good job!!

    and.... :)))))))))))))))

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  8. Thanks for the comment, Ana! It is beautiful, indeed, but that's just one tiny part of that beautiful city!

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  9. Thank you for the comment, Emma!

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