Sunday, February 1, 2009

Next in line, please!


I got here this huge bear, who seems to seat at the front desk, waiting for customers!



Got some shorties about retirement...

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest
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56 comments:

  1. LaryFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    very nice photo, and funny, all the best

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  2. DecieFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    sad picture why is he all caged up just sitting doing nothing bewildered and looking at the people looking at him looking at them, but thats not to say your photo is not good. Because it is, it's a cool photo his coat stands out so well top notch shot.

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  3. THROBBEFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    Very nice shot and of course the jokes are great!

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  4. UrsulaFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    a really fantastic photo!!!! Great!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. LyronFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Great capture!!

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  6. jif3dFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Mmm... a bear with a desk job, now that's a novel idea and he could also back up as security !
    Neat nature capture !
    ~Cheers~

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  7. kdraperFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Excellent photo. Beautiful image.

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  8. JeroniFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Beautiful composition. excellent capture

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  9. Infinite MoonFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Awwwwwwwwwwww!

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  10. AnaberFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Beautiful bear.He seems is smiling..Perhaps to you..LOL!Nicely done Eddie.
    Beautiful photo.I like your collection.

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  11. JoviFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    Una dintre cele mai bune boze...super bear-ul!!!

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  12. VirginieFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    I love this bear. But it looks so serious ! Wouldn't like to meet this one in the wild spaces !
    Great capture !

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  13. MoussonFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    LOL
    wonderful image!

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  14. Lady in BlackFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    Wonderful capture! Looks like he posed for you :)

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  15. ThelbyFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Aww, he looks so cute even though he eat you in a blink of an eye!!!

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  16. durleybeachbumFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    So sad to see this captive. Good pic though.
    I can tell you haven't retired!
    I hardly have a spare minute, I had more time when I was working!

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  17. MiaShadowsFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Guess that's why they say a bear hug he looks so friendly actually smiling but then again decie makes a good point life in a cage is no fun.Wonderful photograph

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  18. FaemikeFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Great shot! He'd make a great customer service representative

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  19. SchoneeFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Excellent shot my friend wow!

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  20. Glix70February 5, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    I love bears, even if I would like to see them free in the nature, like in Finland forests. Yes, really, he looks like waiting the costumers, funny!!! Beautiful capture!!! :)

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  21. AmosichoFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    Very nice shot

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  22. CarolFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Pretty big brown bear! (:

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  23. MagnusFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Great looking shot of the bear Eddie, looks like he was posing for you

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  24. AdrieFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    Excellent photoshot of this beautiful brown bear, I want to cuddle him LOL.
    Excellent capture my friend.

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  25. LenordFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    the dude at the DMV that tells you you're in the wrong line. Excellent shot
    **Peace**

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  26. PhotostarFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    I think I'll just agree with everything he says...great capture.

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  27. dbrv6February 5, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    Great shot but with the size of those claws who is going to approach the desk? lol

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  28. LizFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    The rest of it is work for half hour and rest for 2. Nice bear pic.

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  29. MeowgliFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    hehe, fearsome receptionist =) great shot!

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  30. Mrs RatbagFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    Wonderful capture, he's a magnificant creature! And look at those claws...

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  31. Junge1February 5, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    Great picture, greart quotes!

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  32. Sema FoxFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    Wonderfully!

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  33. Magik UnicornFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    B E A U T Y

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  34. Minda073February 5, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    beautiful bear knows how to pose..:). really wonderful shot eddie..:) your jokes are great..

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  35. bmac62February 5, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    How about getting him a job with TSA doing passenger screening? A fine photo.

    Bill

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  36. Cavalier LadyFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    Very nice capture! Just look at those claws!

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  37. BabuciFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    Wonderful warm color of the coat/fur and a jokes were really snappy good.

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  38. DrifterLeeFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    Wonderful bear shot!

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  39. Bronwyn LeaFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    This is a great shot! He is wonderful!

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  40. Dianas CreationsFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    Wow excellent shot..very beautiful bear!!

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  41. jocko500February 5, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    wonderful image of this grand bear

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  42. efronFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    isnt it a magnificent creature

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  43. PixelmeisterFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    Well done!

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  44. ErlandFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    a really fantastic photo!!!! Great!!!!!!!!!!
    Agree
    erland

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  45. RichardPhotosFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    beautiful bear and capture

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  46. PicantillaFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    It is fantastic!!!!

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  47. Radar DudeFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    I wonder how long the line is? And,.... I don't see anyone leaving. A great capture! Totally fantastic photography!

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  48. EmmecielleFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Beautiful shot! :)

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  49. FurutaFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Powerful scene. great shot!!

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  50. MermaidFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    lol... funny title, it looks like smiling on those gawkers at the other side...grin.... fine shot

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  51. Savage DragonFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    Love it! ")

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  52. LeeatsitFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    Excellent!

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  53. ZazouFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    Fantastic capture ! Really a big bear !!

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  54. LunastarFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    Aw he looks so cuddly. LOL

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  55. Marco PolinskyFebruary 5, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    awesome candid of the bear!!! What a beautiful creature and an excellent capture that does him (her?) justice!!

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  56. Dragon MuseMarch 23, 2010 at 2:35 AM

    Nice shot, though he does look sad.

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